OK some hands from Day 1

BTW, most of today wuz heads up no-limit holdem, where I play pretty insane. My PT says I play 60/32 LOL. I don't play ridic aggro tho- i have higher AF in 6max games...? Weird I know. BTW I changed my actual Full Tilt name to "__________" using MS word. ;OK some hands---

Hand during my comeback that wuz so inconceivably retarded- people play SOOOO bad and luckbox on me WTF. By the way, I made the play that I did b/c this guy has been calling me down Ridic light; the draws missed and I thought at another level- that he knew I knew he didn't like the queen so I would bet it HUGE when the draws missed, after I c/r flop (which on this drawy ass flop, normally its a draw. BTW, my c/c on turn looks like I'm drawing like crazy. I SNAPSHOVED river, and he snapcalled me with, obv, Q's full. LOL- thats ilke my 5th 2-outer against me today. AT the bottom of this page, I get redemption :)

Dealer: Hand #2336318579
Dealer: jesucristo posts the small blind
of $0.50
Dealer: __________ posts the big blind of
$1
Dealer: You have been dealt [5c 2c]
Dealer: jesucristo calls $0.50
Dealer: __________ checks
Dealer: The flop is [2h 5h 9h]
Dealer: __________ bets $2
Dealer: jesucristo raises to $7
Dealer: __________ calls $5
Dealer: The turn is [2d]
Dealer: __________ checks
Dealer: jesucristo bets $22
Dealer: __________ calls $22
Dealer: The river is [Qs]
Dealer: __________ bets $81, and is all in
Dealer: jesucristo calls $71.20, and is
all in
Dealer: Uncalled bet of $9.80 returned
to __________
Dealer: __________ shows a full house,
Twos full of Fives
Dealer: jesucristo shows a full house,
Queens full of Twos
Dealer: jesucristo wins the pot
($201.90) with a full house, Queens full
of Twos


Pretty standard for me HU lately- c/c the flop is fine; though if I were him I would c/r this all day, especially how loose/aggro I am HU. I'm lucky people r so bad- if he wuz good he could have committed me more on turn and woulda stacked me.
FullTiltPoker Game #2337326647: Table Hope (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:58:40 ET - 2007/05/02
Seat 1: __________ ($109.80)
Seat 2: sebuk ($99.20)
__________ posts the small blind of $0.50
sebuk posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to __________ [6s 6d]
__________ raises to $3
sebuk calls $2
*** FLOP *** [2c 6c 7s]
sebuk checks
__________ bets $4
sebuk calls $4
*** TURN *** [2c 6c 7s] [4s]
sebuk checks
__________ bets $12
sebuk raises to $24
__________ calls $12
*** RIVER *** [2c 6c 7s 4s] [Qc]
sebuk has 15 seconds left to act
sebuk bets $30
__________ calls $30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sebuk shows [5d 8s] (a straight, Eight high)
__________ mucks
sebuk wins the pot ($121.50) with a straight, Eight high
__________ adds $51.20
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $122 Rake $0.50
Board: [2c 6c 7s 4s Qc]
Seat 1: __________ (small blind) mucked [6s 6d] - three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 2: sebuk (big blind) showed [5d 8s] and won ($121.50) with a straight, Eight high

RIDIC Hand to end match: (FYI, since we were this deep, I wuz going to fire the river a decent amount even if i did miss, but this is pretty unreal sick)
Seat 1: bulldogs2424 ($341.60)
Seat 2: __________ ($238)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to __________ [Qc Jc]
bulldogs2424 raises to $3
__________ raises to $11
bulldogs2424 calls $8
*** FLOP *** [3d Tc 8c]
__________ bets $15
bulldogs2424 calls $15
*** TURN *** [3d Tc 8c] [Th]
__________ checks
bulldogs2424 bets $35
__________ calls $35
*** RIVER *** [3d Tc 8c Th] [9c]
__________ bets $177, and is all in
bulldogs2424: ifu have a boat
bulldogs2424: im gonna killmyself
bulldogs2424 calls $177
*** SHOW DOWN ***
__________ shows [Qc Jc] (a straight flush, Queen high)
bulldogs2424 shows [Kc 7c] (a flush, King high)
__________ wins the pot ($475.50) with a straight flush, Queen high

In my defense, the LAG style I play, 3betting this hand heads up preflop this deep is pretty standard, and it flops well :)